9. Peanut Issues
This guy clearly had some fun in the kitchen once he got home drunk.
‘I woke up with my hand in a jar of peanuts with peanut scattered all over my bed. After I got up my roommate asked me if I’d been in the kitchen. I walked into the room and there was an exploded bag of Pops cereal all across the floor and I had hung my shirt up on the coat rack. I have no idea what the f*ck happened the night before.’